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Pastimes : Who is The Anti-Christ? ***with apocalyptic fundamentals -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Giordano Bruno who wrote (95)	8/10/1999 9:12:00 PM
From: jbe	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 120

New development!! Mysterious connection between Antichrist candidate, Microsoft's Bill Gates, and.....Dan Quayle! First, I refer you to the very prescient thread header: Of course, establishing a true 666 identity is paramount. Following that, we can delve further into the Beastmaster's relationship with the FED, Abby Jo, Dan Quale, etc..... Aha! Now that we know who the Beastmaster is (Bill Gates), then just who is Dan Quayle? Another Face of the Beast (hereinafter known as The Pig)? This just in today, from one of my most reliable news sources (minor editing and emphasis mine): CNN Folds After Accidentally Seeing Past Several Reincarnations Of The World Bishop Chainsaw had just finished delivering a very compelling message to his, er, flock. It was a message of "<bleep> everything" ... through love. Then the Bishop introduced the President of CNN, Joe N. Enn. "CNN," said the Bishop. "has been privileged, by some fluke, to be allowed to go several reincarnations of the world into the future." After a pleasant anecdote about the neuro-chemistry of certain M&M flavors which had been irrationally discontinued but then brought back by popular demand, Enn informed the crowd that CNN would have to go off the air now, as a result of its entire staff and crew having seen several ends of and reincarnations of the world into the future. "I'm sorry," he said, "but our staff and crew has seen and been several reincarnations of the world into the future and simply can't bring themselves anymore to deal with this flaky flaky shty dumb dumb stupid Microsoft Dan Quayle version of reality anymore." Though he admitted lacking the expertise to make such determination, he still claimed he was certain this flaky flaky shty dumb dumb stupid Microsoft Dan Quayle version of reality we are all forced to live in by The Pig, is also well beyond being something a simple bug fix could salvage. "The Pig has engineered this st," he said, "and its filters which have self-organized, are louder and more proud of themselves than its soul. That is why we are made to endure all this st for no reason whatsoever forever." Inside his eyelid, flesh apparently rolled back and forth in slow waves across a closed eye, today. Microsoft is Dan Quayle, Matt Drudge is the Monkees One thing that the staff of CNN was able to convey to its wacko audience of people stuck hundreds of reincarnations of the world in antiquity -- before the cognitive analog of the discovery of fire was discovered -- was how much harder it was to lie these days, and so, therefore, in a few years, if this trend continued, what would there be any more to keep the world going round? c3f.com Well???? jbe