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To: E'Lane who wrote (540)8/11/1999 7:27:00 AM
From: Jack Colton  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26417
 
Thank goodness it wasn't a woman dancer!



To: E'Lane who wrote (540)8/11/1999 2:09:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 26417
 
Special for E!

Because I know she is always on the lookout for some great comebacks. <g>

Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You!... Off my planet!
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my
cats.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
And which dwarf are you?