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To: Moosie who wrote (552)	8/11/1999 4:06:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

Some Airplane Humor.... > >>From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard > >Southwest flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, > >insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It > >works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know > >how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public > >unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin > >pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop > >screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you > >have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask > >before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two > >small children, decide now which one you love more." > > > >Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: > >"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo > >bounces us to the terminal." > >After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight > >attendant came on with, "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain > >in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought > >the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, > >once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are > >silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way > >through the wreckage to the terminal." > >Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd > >like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the > >next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the > >skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of > >us here at US Airways."

To: Moosie who wrote (552)	8/11/1999 4:12:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long	Respond to of 26417

How about another??? Confession......? There once was a young catholic woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink it." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The Priest said "NO, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."