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To: Moosie who wrote (576)	8/13/1999 12:42:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

Morning Meeses! Here is something for you to ponder upon... Improper Use of Vaseline... A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a beautiful young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was; "Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse." The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose; but I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" She smiled coyly and said, "I put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

To: Moosie who wrote (576)	8/16/1999 11:07:00 AM
From: CWolf	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 26417

This bus ain't stopping in the NJ brown, but if Chuck wants a ride to Tennessee, we still have room in the back seat for one.... Nope... don't ride in no back seat!!! Strictly a left front seat rider... yep, that's me!! Foot on the pedal and all that <gg>. As I was zinging up I-81 Sunday morning in VA, I coulda sworn I saw a van with Canadian plates whiz by heading south. Now this van had fur and big antlers (moose type) on it, so I thought just maybe this might be the Meeses on their way to TN. Sure hope you got through the border checkpoint OK <g>. Them folks in TN is picky about who they let into the state... Tell the E! group hello and share a Moosehead with them. Chuck