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To: John Hayman who wrote (38031)	8/15/1999 10:47:00 PM
From: Uncle Frank	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 152472

>> I am going to give a talk to an investment group and am in need of an investment joke!! You'd have to be really needy to use this one <g>: Einstein died and went to Heaven. He was greeted by an Angel, and commended for his exemplary life. As a reward, he was put into semi-private housing with 3 room mates to make his stay interesting. His roomies were selected to represent diverse strata of intellectual ability. Joseph had an IQ of 210, Robert an IQ of 125, and Frank an IQ of 90. Einstein's first conversations with them was as follows: "Joseph, it's so good to meet you. We can spend eternity discussing my Unified Field Theory, plasma physics, black holes, and mathamatical proofs." "Robert, we've both had long productive lives. Perhaps we can generalize our experiences and develop a philosophy of existance that would be of interest to the other denizens of Heaven." "So, Frank; what do you think the market's going to do tomorrow?"