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To: EyeDrMike who wrote (605)	8/17/1999 3:11:00 PM
From: Lazarus Long	Respond to of 26417

Hey Now.... I don't need any additional trouble... I find plent on my own! <ggg> What did I fill you in on? I need to know so that I can look wise beyond my years (almost as wise as her years) when she asks. Hey! What's this? A blonde and a redneck joke in the same post? ** A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!" ** A redneck girl was dating a fellow in Pennsylvania named Clarence. They got into a huge fight and she told her two brothers (Billy Bob and Billy Jim) about it. They jumped into their pick-up truck and headed to Pennsylvania to settle the score with Clarence. They reached the state line and after passing under an over-pass, Billy Bob made a quick U-turn and headed back home quickly. Billy Jim asked why he had turned around. Billy Bob replied, "I ain't messing around with that dude. Did you see that sign back there? 'Clearance 14 feet 8 inches.'"