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To: Paul Engel who wrote (69056)	8/17/1999 5:25:00 PM
From: Bill Jackson	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 1573000

Paul, Perhaps you do not remember me, I am the Rabbi Jacksonowicz. I tour the world lecturing on the evils of drugs, alcohol and impure living. Usually at these lectures I had the assistance of Young Vorster Wenzel, about 35 years old but wasted in body mind and spirit by the ravages of drugs and alcohol, looking 60+. He would stand on stage, drooling and farting and making rude comments to the audience while picking his nose, inspecting it, and hurling the inedible bits at the audience, in all a salutory performance that filled the collection vessels weekly. I am sad to say young Vorster is no longer with us, he passed away after falling from the loft when he chased an agile choirboy up there for impure reasons. Since I no longer have young Vorster I was wondering if I could prevail upon you to take his place on my lecture tour on the evils of drugs, alcohol and faggotry. I am sure your ineffable example would allow me to outdo young Vorster in the collection vessel.