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To: ToySoldier who wrote (28400)8/19/1999 1:42:00 PM
From: DownSouth  Respond to of 74651
 
OT.

Odd. The folks at Network Appliance said yesterday in their cc, when asked how serious a threat Novell is in the caching market, "well, frankly we never seem them."




To: ToySoldier who wrote (28400)8/19/1999 1:52:00 PM
From: LindyBill  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 74651
 
Contraceptive99®

Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive99®, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex.

Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play. It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market.

The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non-propagation of human beings...

While Contraceptive99® does not address non-traditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year. They will be known as BackDoor, AuraLee, TitElation, and JerkOff.