To: KLP who wrote (538 ) 8/31/1999 5:43:00 PM From: levy Read Replies (3) | Respond to
Here's my take on todays action: Its called Hardball
Commentator: Yes folks its the big game between the Seattle Vulcans and the Pacific Heights Downunouts........Who would think it come to this, bottom of the ninth, tie score and The Vulcan's best hitter straight talking, Bee Bee coming to the plate. OK the Vulcans have the big man Pussycat Allen, known as PA sitting on third, one out: all the Vulcans need is a fly ball to win it.
Color man: Hey The Downunout catcher, Anthony Putride and Vulcan's, Bee Bee, are exchanging some kind of words...AP is right in his face, but Bee Bee backs off.....He is such an understanding guy... but no here comes AP back at him. Umpire Bob comes between them and what's that...... looks like he is motioning Putride out of the game. No here comes the first base head honcho umpire, Jeff Tycoon to talk it over......looks like Putrite is getting to stay in the game.
Commentator: Ok BeeBee steps into the box...what is that, he is pointing to the stands. Can't believe it. Ok here is the pitch. He lays down a bunt.
Color man: I can't believe it. Its a squeeze play! Its a squeeze play!
Commentator: Its right back to the pitcher; Oh no, they have Allen dead for sure. Here is the throw to Putride. Pussycat Allen coming down the line , Allen is not stopping. He is not Sliding. He barrels into Putrite. Is he out?
Color man: No Putride dropped the ball! He dropped the ball! Vulcan's win it. Vulcan's win it. Boy Putride really took a hit there....I don't know if he's getting up. Boy Putride would have been better off being thrown out of the game and leaving it at that. OH well.
The End
p.s. Plavermont and other somewhat stiff people over on gnet thread, fuss up if you actually read this.
