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Pastimes : ISOMAN AND HIS CAVE OF SOLITUDE -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: ISOMAN who wrote (276)9/2/1999 11:58:00 PM
From: DSPetry  Respond to of 539
 
***WARNING - VIRUS ALERT***
This one is bad!!!!!

If you received an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately without reading it. It is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.

It will recalibrate your refrigerator's settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will demagnitize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access codes, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave your dirty socks on the coffee
table when there's company coming over.

It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It willl not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattress and pillows, it will refill your skim milk with whole milk.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few of the signs.

BE AFRAID!



To: ISOMAN who wrote (276)9/14/1999 11:35:00 PM
From: ISOMAN  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 539
 
Every Time I Think Of You

Everytime I think of you
It always turns out good
Everytime I've held you
I thought you understood
People say a love like ours
Will sure pass
But I know a love like ours
Will last and last
And baby I was wrong
Not knowing how
our love should go
(How our love)
(How our love should go)
But then I wasn't wrong
In knowing how our love would grow
(How our love)
(How our love would grow)
And everytime I think of you
Everytime
Everytime I think of you
Every single time
It always turns out good
Seasons come and seasons go
But our love will never die
Let me hold you darling
So you won't cry
Cause people say that our love affair
Will never last
But we know a love like ours
Will never pass
And baby I was wrong
Not knowing how our love should go
(How our love)
(How our love should go)
But then I wasn't wrong
In knowing how our love would grow
(How our love)
(How our love would grow)
And everytime I think of you
Everytime
Everytime I think of you
Every single time
It always turns out good
People say a love like ours
Will surely pass
But I know a love like ours
Will last and last
And baby I was wrong
Not knowing how our love should go
(How our love)
(How our love should go)
But I wasn't wrong
In knowing how our love would grow
(How our love)
(How our love would grow)
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you
It always turns out good
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you
Everytime
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you (everytime)
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you (everytime)
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you
Everytime I think of you (everytime)
Everytime I think of you

1978 The Babys (J. Conrad, R. Kennedy)