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To: Karin who wrote (2343)8/27/1999 12:43:00 AM
From: fatheroz  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
I thought she gave each one a wish.
First guy: "Oh, that's easy. I wish I was home."
poof, he disappears.
Second guy: "Heck yeah. Me too. I wish I was home."
poof, he too, disappears.
Third guy, looks left, then right, then at the genie and says: "Geez, it's lonely, I wish I had my friends back!"



To: Karin who wrote (2343)8/30/1999 1:03:00 AM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

And the number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN



To: Karin who wrote (2343)9/2/1999 8:02:00 PM
From: Emerald_Isle  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Here's a great office trick, when it's your turn to make the cffee at work, each day mix it with ever larger % of decaff. When everyone is weaned onto decaff just change it one day to full strength JAVA !



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