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To: MythMan who wrote (58947)	8/27/1999 8:38:00 AM
From: eddie r gammon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

> A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher > >> sitting on his porch with his dog: > >> > >> Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?" > >> > >> Rancher: "This dog don't talk!" > >> > >> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" > >> > >> Dog: "Doin alright" > >> > >> Rancher: (Extreme look of shock) > >> > >> Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)" > >> > >> Dog: "Yep." > >> > >> Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" > >> > >> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me > great food, > >> and takes me to the lake once a week to play." > >> > >> Rancher: (Look of disbelief) > >> > >> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" > >> > >> Rancher: "Horses don't talk!" > >> > >> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?" > >> > >> Horse: "Cool." > >> > >> Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock) > >> > >> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher) > >> > >> Horse: "Yep." > >> > >> Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" > >> > >> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me > regularly, > >> brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to > protect me > >> from the elements." > >> > >> Rancher: (total look of amazement) > >> > >> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?" > >> > >> Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... > >> "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!" > > erg