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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: PROLIFE who wrote (4488)	8/27/1999 11:34:00 AM
From: Bob	Respond to of 769670

*******OT******* Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when you take it to church, but so > small when you take it to the mall. > > Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a > team plays 60 minutes of basketball. > > Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short > they are when watching a movie. > > Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't > have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend. > > Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, > but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time. > > Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but how easy it > is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel. > > Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, > but scramble to get a back seat at church services. > > Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event > into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at > the last moment. > > Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough > to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand > and repeat gossip. > > Funny how we believe what the newspaper say, but question what the > Bible says. > > Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to > believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything. > > Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they > spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding > the Lord, people think twice about sharing. > > > FUNNY, ISN'T IT ? > Are you laughing? > Are you thinking? > Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good! > bobp