To: DR. BO who wrote (15130 ) 8/27/1999 3:12:00 PM From: BlueCheap Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 19354
I thought this post from Jimbo was humorous with good points: JIMBOMRI 08/27/1999 12:17 pm EDT The sales person went and looked and ask where is the widget. And fonar said what widget. Why do we need a widget we have sold images of our founder, medals, forward statements, books, videos, No news letters and now you tell us we need a widget. Hey Doc they said we need a widget. Dr.D. takes off his suit jacket grabs the lab coat and says. Now do not disturb me for 3 1/2 yrs. I will open the door 9/?/99. for the world to see I know how to make Widgets I did that stuff when I was a young man. And indeed he did. He came out said IT WORKS. Find whats his name. The guy that sold the first widgets. Oh you mean Sol G. Dr.D. say get his butt over here. Sol you are now going to work your butt off. I have been in that Lab for 3 1/2 yrs. Now we have a widget. Those sales people we fired they should be here now. But doc as they look into the lab. You have other tarps. Well staff just in case they want more than one widget. Doc. where you going Where do you think I am going, just look at my lab coat and you will see I have been working. But Doc what, if we may ask, is so special about this widget. Dr.D. gets ticked off ?? so you doubt me. Watch this the table goes in all direction Here look on my speed scan the SWEET SPOT the future Gentlemen is speed and more speed now just look at the pic. quality with my super zoom pin point area of distress Now watch how it comes so large on the screen. Sol take notes And you get me one of Webs big sprinkle donut. Also I built a mine field of patents Call the Lawyers what have they been doing, we need more money. By the way Sol I just put you in charge of the sales force But Doc we have no sales force. Then Sol go hire people, do something for a change. And also read Jimbo education URLS. And I want Webs sprinkle donuts at the family coffee hr. To remind me of what I have to do A donut can be a good inspiring gesture. Dan have you been studying I hope so. Lets go guys hop to it I have a Business to run But first I have to red Jimbos URL on CEO stuff. Hey I tinker. Nn humorous