To: Gauguin who wrote (36434 ) 8/30/1999 11:41:00 AM From: Ilaine Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
So I was dreaming one of my third-person dreams, I was an extremely powerful male gladiator-hero type, fighting a practice match with someone who was weaker than me, but I knew actually wanted to kill me, even though we were supposed to be just practicing, and I was keeping my eye on the treacherous bastard, circling around with him in the practice arena, when the power went off and everything electrical in the house shut down at once with a sigh and a thump. I realized at once that the power line had been cut by some moronic construction workers building more McMansions in what used to be the woods just west of here, because at about 6:30 a.m. I heard the dozers turn on, maybe a quarter mile away. I rolled over in bed, and looked at my clock, and told myself they wouldn't start in earnest until 8:00 a.m., it's a violation of county noise ordinances, they were probably just moving the dozers so they could do something or other. And went back to sleep, sleeping very fitfully until the power line was cut. Sometimes I coax myself back to sleep by thinking of something it would be interesting to dream about. I thought of Bill Murray, and imagined him in a Revolutionary War outfit, or maybe it was just some outfit from that time period, possibly this idea was the result of reading Mansfield Park until 2:00 a.m., so I told myself to dream of Bill Murray in knee pants and a frock coat, but I don't know what happened to that dream, or how it turned into gladiators. So when I woke up the second time, I thought to myself, this is sorta what I imagine Y2K will be like, if there is a power failure, am I ready? Let's see. No computer. Yikes. No TV. What will the kids do? No computer games, no video games. They'll go mad. I need coffee. Electric coffee pot. Where's the Melitta drip pot? I haven't seen it in months. No idea where it is. Electric can opener. Where's the manual can opener? Luckily there's a cup and a half still in the Mr. Coffee pot, and I can warm it on the stove because the gas still works. At least the gas works. We're moving to a house with an electric stove. At least the water works. At least the phone works. I don't think I'm ready for Y2K. Shit. I don't want to have to get ready for Y2K. This is nuts. Think of no water, no gas, no electricity, no phone, all because of some dumb computer programmers. Those bastards better lie low. Electricity's back on, obviously. Kids still asleep.