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Strategies & Market Trends : Anthony @ Equity Investigations, Dear Anthony, -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: A@P Trader who wrote (43613)8/28/1999 10:59:00 PM
From: Wayne Rumball  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 122087
 
Now why would someone get sued for signing up as "anthony" and then posting here? Seems rather bizarre to me.

But maybe I am missing something in US law, or pig law, or idiot law, or whatever law you are under.

Now can I ask a question?

You have permission to use A@P Trader? I could sign up today as A@Pchimpanzee

or A@Pmoron

or A@Pidiot

or A@Ploser

what copyright? who's gonna stop me (or my buddy that would sign up since it would be against SI TOU for me to do it)



To: A@P Trader who wrote (43613)8/28/1999 11:27:00 PM
From: zonkie  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 122087
 
Cows and Power and Silicon Investor
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DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. They out-vote you 2-1 to ban all meat and dairy products.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Both major parties promise to give you two more cows if you vote for them. After the election, the losing party tries to impeach the President for speculating in cow futures. The media dubs the affair "Cowgate."

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government assures everyone that everything is fine.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it requires you to fill out forms -- in triplicate -- to account for the missing milk.

NEW DEALISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord lets you keep some of the milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.

COMMUNISM: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need." Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

PERESTROIKA: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM. You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, slaughters them to feed the troops, and drafts you.

SILICON INVESTORISM: You and your wife have 1 cow each. You sell yours and join Silicon Investor. They ban you and say you have broken their terms of use. Your wife sells hers and joins Silicon Investor. They ban her and say they don't discuss why people are banned.