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To: E who wrote (36468)8/29/1999 12:14:00 AM
From: Sidney Reilly  Respond to of 71178
 
So...where is this test?



To: E who wrote (36468)8/29/1999 12:22:00 AM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (7) | Respond to of 71178
 
I didn't need "rimming" defined, btw.

Ohhhh Noooo--- you mean even YOU are more wicked than I?
I can't show my face any more around here any longer. I'll have to start a new thread for Vestal Virgins and wives of Mormons. We will share sacrificial recipes and tips on how to keep the missionary position exciting.

No, no- I am rebelling. I fling my wooden spatula in the face of that test. I rip off my apron and my white cotton undies with the days of the week embroidered on them. No more Pure as the Driven Snow penni. I will lower that score NOW. RIght here at DAR, with witnesses.

First I need to get arrested--
I'm calling the police and asking them politely to drive by our street..then I'll run over to my neighbor's and stand there with my hand in their mailbox. THat's a federal offense, right? They HAVE to arrest me for that one.

Ok---- that should be good for about twenty points. Let's see, wait- here comes Tesh- here, kitty, kitty,----
I kissed him. Right on his little cat mouth. That's Bestiality. Subtract another ten points!
Oh, I'm really getting into this now...

This next one is going to take me under 50--
I have a Magnolia potpourri candle on my desk...I'm lighting it---
and now I am passing my finger over the flame-ON PURPOSE!

SELF-IMMOLATION. Another ten. That should put me about 40...
Pretty damn wicked, I am.

Wow, that wasn't so hard.
Gotta run- I see the cop car turning the corner and I need to get in place.