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To: Carolyn who wrote (4)8/29/1999 4:52:00 PM
From: faqsnlojiks   Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 32
 
Ameritrade Commercial:

A guy is shopping for a house and tells the realtor, "Yeah, it's pretty expensive, but doggone it, I'LL TAKE IT!". The realtor looks him up-and-down and says, "Are you sure you can afford this beautiful home?". The guy pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket, holds it up, and says, "Heck yeah! Lookit' this, I bought DCLK at 71, now it's 110! This right here is my confirmation!". The realtor smiles, and then squints, and then nervously smiles and says to the guy, "I'm sorry, that's an ETrade confirmation and it isn't worth the paper it's written upon.". The smile on the guys face fades, and as the camera pans out to a helicoptor view of the house you hear him screaming,
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Joe