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To: Mohan Marette who wrote (6105)	8/31/1999 11:48:00 AM
From: ratan lal	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12475

Mohan ENGINEERS........ Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Comprehending Engineers - Take Two ********************************* An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done." Comprehending Engineers - Take Three ******************************** What's the difference between Engineers and Architects? Engineers build weapons, Architects build targets. Comprehending Engineers - Take Four ******************************** To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Comprehending Engineers - Take Five ********************************** "An Engineer and His Frog" An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." ratan

To: Mohan Marette who wrote (6105)	8/31/1999 12:14:00 PM
From: Mohan Marette	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12475

ERNet to connect education institutions across the country CIOL Bureau BANGALORE, August 31: The Education and Research Network (ERNet) has embarked on a Rs 237 crore project to connect all the educational and technical institutions in the country for various applications. The new network will also help in providing distance education through the Internet. Announcing this, electronics secretary Ravindra Gupta, said that while Rs 80 crore would come for the project from the government, the rest would come from internal sources...... ciol.com