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To: J. P. who wrote (59829)9/1/1999 3:52:00 PM
From: TheStockFairy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
What is with the recent spike in sales for vests by the gap and camping equipment by Farm and Fleet? People are getting ready, they are primed. I was thinking of starting a pick axe booth outside of chicago for the future prospectors. My theory states that people are no longer interested in writing the great american novel anymore, but wish to pan and pick for gold either in Colorado or the jungles of Mexico, two great places that go great together.

Here is the future of gold:

You know the common complaint that a gallon of water now costs more than a gallon of gas? Well, it is going to cost more to pave your driveway with crushed velvet than it would to cover it in gold dust.

The Denver Nuggets will change their name to "The Denver stump humpers".

Gold will be removed from the periodic chart and be replaced with real imported polyester from Italy.

Gold mercedes emblems on innercity youth will be discarded for tasty gummi bears.

Gold wedding rings will be replaced by rubber engine block gaskets.

Get with the times, you can't say gold without saying OLD.