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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1582)	9/6/1999 10:46:00 AM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

Bumper Stickers Seen From Near to Far When there's a will, I want to be in it! Few women admit their age, Few men act it! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Sometimes I wake up grumpy... (Other times I let him sleep) I took an IQ test and the results were negative. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? ** Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1582)	9/6/1999 10:48:00 AM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

The Male of the Species.... Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel. --- Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract. --- Q. How do you scare a man? A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. --- Q. What food best describes most men? A. Jerky. --- Q. How is a man like a used car? A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1582)	9/6/1999 9:14:00 PM
From: Susie924	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

I guess all the jokesters are still recovering from their holiday weekend so I'll just have to post another one: A man playing as a single at Pebble Beach was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself. He replied that he and his wife had played the course every year for over 20 years, but this year she had passed away. He kept the tee time in her memory. The twosome commented that this was very thoughtful, indeed, but certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot. "I thought so too," he replied, "but they all wanted to go to the funeral."