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To: Blue Snowshoe who wrote (3913)	9/7/1999 3:12:00 PM
From: Joana Tides	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7442

"The Vice's Voice More Shareowner News" - "GO2NETs CHOICE OF JED (CAND-0-DATE 4 PREZ-0-DENT) AS SHAREOWNER VP OF MARKETING HAS MOVED THE ASK VOLUME AND PRICE PER SHARE UP A NOTCH ALREADY TO COMMEMORATE HIS TIMELY POSTING OF THE ANNOUNCEME OF THE GREATEST INTERNET STOCK ON EARTH'S (TICKER SYMBOL is spelled G - N - E - T got your pen and paper ready?) CORPORATE GAZILLION DOLLAR ACQUISITION OF THE EGG NEBULA AS THE FIRST REALTIME COSMIC BILLBOARD FOR AN INTERNET COMPANY IN THE HISTORY OF OUR PLANET. A TICKER TAPE PARADE ON WALL STREET WILL BE GIVEN TO JED FOR PLANTING THE COMPANY FLAG SMACK DAB ON IT AND TO THE EXECUTIVE OFFICERS OF GO2NETX FOR ENGINEERING THIS HISTORIC PURCHASE. JED DISCLOSED SOME TOP-SECRETS TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME WHILE GIVING HIS PREZ-O-DENSHUL TALK ABOUT THE RIGHT STUFF AND ALL DATDERE WHEN ASKED BY REPORTERS - "BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET TO THE EGG NEBULA?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "WE ONLY FLEW AT NIGHT" was Jed's answer. . , , , , , Way to Go, Much Obliged 2U Jed, Yore Long Tine Friend and VP Selective- Joanie