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To: Nazbuster who wrote (28)	9/10/1999 9:48:00 PM
From: jbIII	Respond to of 96

Ok this was fun for awhile but "They told me there would be no math" :) (Chevy Chase doing Geral Ford)

To: Nazbuster who wrote (28)	9/10/1999 9:52:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 96

Damn, dude. You are good!!! I'm bookmarking you for any bar bets I run up against. Stay by your computer. Which reminds me of a good one. Guy walks up to the bartender and says, "Bartender, I'll bet you this twenty dollar bill right here that I can stand on your bar and pee in a shot glass and not miss." Bartender grabs the twenty and says "Go for it, Zippy." So the guy gets on the bar, and misses. He jumps down off the bar, and the bartender is laughing, cleaning up the mess, and the bartender says, "You moron! Nobody can do that! What made you think you could win that bet? What a bonehead." And the guy says, "I didn't think I could win that bet. See, I just bet that guy over there in the corner a hundred bucks that I could stand on your bar and pee and you would laugh and clean it up." Risk/Reward ratio in the Big City. <G>