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To: Susie924 who wrote (1622)	9/13/1999 10:22:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

Just got back from a wedding in Jacksonville, Oregon. As we were all sitting down to dinner at the reception, the bridesmaids were passing out little handpainted flower pots filled with bird seed. On the flower pots themselves was painted the names of the bride and the groom as well as the date of the wedding. As I looked at the little pots, all I could think of was making an emergency phone call. The date of the wedding: 9-11-99

To: Susie924 who wrote (1622)	9/13/1999 10:23:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

Poisonous Snakes? ----------------- Two little snakes were wiggling along the side of the road when the first little snake turned to the second little snake and asked, "Are we poisonous?" "Why?" asked the second little snake, to which the first little snake replied, "Because I just bit my lip!"

To: Susie924 who wrote (1622)	9/13/1999 10:24:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

The Vet -------- There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - - Either way, you get your dog back!"

To: Susie924 who wrote (1622)	9/13/1999 10:25:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

The Eye of the Beholder A young girl's folks had paid a visit to the home of a neighbor one evening. The neighbor thought naturally, when she answered the doorbell the next morning and found the little girl at the door, that her parents had forgotten something.... "Please, Mrs. Johnston," said the girl, "may I look at your living room rug?" The woman was surprised but said, "Why, of course, Jennie. Come on in. It's right over here." The little lady stared at the rug for several minutes. Then she turned to its owner and said unabashedly, "Well, It doesn't make me sick."