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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Globalstar Telecommunications Limited GSAT -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: djane who wrote (7359)	9/13/1999 11:58:00 AM
From: djane	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 29987

Funny stuff from yahoo thread. Top Ten Reasons to Short Globalstar NOW Top>Business & Finance>Investments>Sectors>Services>Communications Services>GSTRF (Globalstar Telecommun.) Top Ten Reasons to Short Globalstar NOW by: franzeni 12326 of 12331 From a post-conference survey of leading experts: 10. Decline of religion will leave G* faithful without faith. 9. Audabon Society poised to fight G* over use of term "birds". 8. Y2K Alert!! All G* sats to fail at midnight, 1/1/00! 7. Inadvertantly left out of G* coverage, Maldives Islands residents hiring Johnny Cochran to initiate class-action motion. 6. How can the "Official Wireless Service of the Golden State Warriors" be any good, anyway??? 5. SD55-m33-99 sideband attenuation protocal in mid-latitude handoff mode will NEVER WORK! GOD! Who doesn't know this yet! 4. Homeless San Jose resident, observed lying down with ear against building housing last week's conference, had actually fallen asleep, proving beyond doubt that G* is totally boring!! 3. Even without nuclear reactors, if G* satellites don't burn up completly in the atmosphere when they fall out of orbit, they may have the potential to obliterate large portions of the earth's surface, including even Motorola headquarters! There wouldn't even be anyone around to USE a phone!!! ...the number 2 reason to SHORT GLOBALSTAR NOW!! is: 2. Give us a break!!! Italian satellites??? And now, the NUMBER ONE REASON TO SHORT GLOBALSTAR NOW!! IS: 1. SECRET LORAL STUDY SHOWS THERE IS ABSOLUTLEY NO MARKET FOR BERNIE SCHWARTZ ACTION FIGURES!!! SHORT THIS BABY TO ZERO!!!, OR BETTER, 6i! Posted: 9/13/1999 11:04 am EDT as a reply to: Msg 12323 by Short_crap