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To: Joana Tides who wrote (4251)	9/15/1999 11:43:00 AM
From: Blue Snowshoe	Respond to of 7442

HowDEE Joanie, In ansir 2 yor queshtons. The meddel circle ting is known as a Meddel Circle Head Tingey by us med-O-cul professhunal peoples, dats da technacul term 4 it. Day are most useful in da OR when U is trainin a med-O-cul stewdent. When peoples R asleep durin an opperayshun medicul stewdents gets 2 watch dem get cut up so dey know how 2 cut peoples up. If da stewdent starts to fall asleeps durin n opperayshun, dat bestus shot Docktor (Jed) shoots da stewdent in da head wid a BB gun. A purfect shot is 2 hit da stewdent right in da little hole in da middel of da Meddel Circle Head Tingey. Dis wakes dem up n affer an opperayshun U can always tell who fell asleeps durin an opperayshun. So ifn yor surgion has a red spot in da middel of his head U bettR run. Da stef-O-scope is just a status symbol tingey. Most medicul peoples dees days can'ts tell a murmur frum a fart n any good Docktor can tell U yor blood pressure by usin his hands and a BP cuff. It is always fun 2 watch whut we pros call med-o-cul cherries. Day like 2 have a sef-O-scope wrapped around dar necks, so day can use dem ats a moments notus or at least look like dey are ready 2 use da sef-O-scope 2 save a life. Mine always liked to B in da big side poccut of my white coat cause I used meye hands most tines. Ifn I cant's fine a pulse wid meye hans den U ain't got 1. Da worst ting bout da sef-O-scope is when U have it in yor ears and some1 yells in da end of it. U can get evon wid dees patients by writin an order dat sez "SSE until clear", dat fixes dem evarE tine. Yor long tine Frend n innernet Docktor, Jed