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To: cicak who wrote (34852)	9/16/1999 7:00:00 AM
From: Fred Thornell	Respond to of 44908

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^GOOD MORNING TSIGers^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > > > A man is in bed with his wife when there is a > > > rat-a-tat-tat on the door. > > > > > > > > He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's > > > half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this > > > time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. > > > > "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. > > > > So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He > > > opens the door and there > > > > is man standing at the door. It didn't take the > > > homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. > > > > "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" > > > > "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and > > > > slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what > > > > happened and she says,"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember > > > that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the > > > kids up from the > > > > baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's > > > house to get us started > > > > again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??" > > > > "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. > > > > "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs > > > our help and it would > > > > be the Christian thing to help him." So the > > > husband gets out of bed > > > > again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. > > > > He opens the door, and not being able to see > > > the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" > > > > And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please." > > > > So, still being unable to see the stranger he > > > shouts, "Where are you?" >And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing." "VIPER"