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To: C Kahn who wrote (3016)	9/18/1999 11:18:00 AM
From: Machaon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6418

<< You seem to have a very limited view of spirituality. >> You might be happy to hear about Pope John Paul II's stand on forgiveness. Child molesters and murderers and rapists can now get into Heaven by just giving up smoking for one day. "The new manual incorporates Pope John Paul's directives on indulgences, including advice that individuals can do penance by such simple acts as giving up smoking for a day." Isn't it wonderful that clerics on Earth can take the decision out of the hands of God and provide a path to Heaven for the worst of humanity. Fathers that molest their children for many years can get into Heaven by just giving up that cigarette that they normally have after having sex with their child. At least it is a good lesson for the world's children on reasons NOT to lead a good life. << Robert Barry, what do I think there will be to do in Heaven? >> I know what you will be doing in Heaven, dodging all of those child molesters, perverts, rapists and murderers who gave up smoking before they died. <g>