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To: Thomas G. Busillo who wrote (537)9/18/1999 12:58:00 PM
From: Thomas G. Busillo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
In Search of Lost Toast

Jim bagged the patient and sighed.

"It's tough when you know they won't make it."

"You'll get used to it."

"Squad 79. Code 34. 8th and Pine - "

"Code 34?"

"Slice of seven grain, toaster, grade D burn pattern. Now let's go do some good."

"Rock and roll!"



To: Thomas G. Busillo who wrote (537)9/18/1999 1:26:00 PM
From: Thomas G. Busillo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
And the World Wept Until It Stopped Weeping...

Riley hurdled the diner counter and pulled the patient from the 8-slot Sunbeam.

"Get the yeast-o-lator from the truck stat! We've -"

A hanging skillet knocked him unconscious into the deep-fryer, splattering grease, shorting the shake-machine, and beginning the great fire that left Illinois the barren smoldering wasteland it is today.


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