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To: RoseCampion who wrote (218)9/19/1999 4:44:00 PM
From: Ruffian  Respond to of 12254
 
A Funny From Yahoo>

Reminds me of an old story about what a French maid overheard from outside the Honeymoon Suite.
She- Wow, I had no idea there was soo much. No way that's all going to fit in mine!
He - Well, most women I knew, always had bigger ones.
She- I'm sorry, but I thought you would appreciate a small one, and besides, it's the only one I have.
He - Well, we'll just have to make do. If you could open it up, just a little bit more, I think it will fit.
She- Damn, there's some still hanging out.
He - Maybe, if you get on top, I can put it in using my hands.
Just don't put any sudden weight on it as I don't want to lose my fingers.
She- It's so long, maybe if you fold it in half, you can get it all in.
He - No way. It took a long time to get out all the wrinkles, and I'll not fold it in half now.
She- Look, let's both get on top. I think that will work.

The French maid could stand no more, and wanting to see just how this could possibly be done, drops to
her knees, and peers thru the keyhole, just in time to see them close the last suitcase.