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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Zoltan! who wrote (60536)	9/22/1999 3:05:00 PM
From: DMaA	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 67261

From MRC & Letterman: > 6) As noted in the September 20 CyberAlert, when pressed by Bill Bradley on the September 19 This Week as to whether he'd ever smoked marijuana, Sam Donaldson replied: "I think a couple of times I've tried it. And I inhaled." Now, from the September 20 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Stories Reported By Sam Donaldson After Smoking Pot." Copyright 1999 by Worldwide Pants, Inc. 10. "Pat Buchanan: Is That Guy a Narc or What?" 9. "Next -- An Exclusive Interview With This Dude I Met At a Phish Concert" 8. "Trouble In The Balkans What Was I Just Talking About?" 7. "Our Person of the Week -- David Crosby" 6. "Breaking News -- Look At My Hand!" 5. "Some Jerk In a Raiders Jacket Sells ABC Newsman Bag of Oregano" 4. "Cool Ranch Doritos -- Yes!" 3. "The Moon Landing? Fake. Think About It, Dude" 2. "Slobodan. Slooo-Bodan. Slobo-Dobo-Dan" 1. "I'm Hungry" With this list the best one didn't make it onto the broadcast, so from the Late Show Web site here are some of "the extra jokes that didn't quite make it into the Top Ten." -- "What Kind of Dumb-Ass Name is 'Cokie'?" -- "Woody Harrelson For President!" -- "The Universe: Really Huge, Or Just Huge?" -- "'Drove My Chevy To The Levee, But The Levee Was Dry'... Suddenly It All Makes Sense" -- "My Hair: It Looks Like a Delicious Sandwich" -- "It's So Weird That 'Four' Has Four Letters, But 'Three' Has Five Letters" -- "Madeleine Albright Is Really Kind of Hot, If You Stare At Her For Three Hours"