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To: REW who wrote (1671)	9/22/1999 6:50:00 PM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was bilingual. 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trades. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion and finally THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.