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To: Susie924 who wrote (1673)9/24/1999 3:41:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1673)9/24/1999 3:54:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
Out Of The Mouths Of Parents!

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The following is a list with actual notes from
parents (including spelling) to school offices:


*My son is under a doctor's care and should not
take P.E. today. Please execute him.

*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was
sick and I had her shot.

*Dear school: Please ekscuse John being
ansent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and 33.

*Please excuse Tommy for being absent
yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

*Sally win't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend her funeral.

*My daughter was absent yesterday because
she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

*Please excuse Mary for being absent
yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.