To: Suzanne Newsome who wrote (34977 ) 9/23/1999 8:53:00 PM From: Fred Thornell Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 44908
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$GOOD EVENING TSIGers$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Back from the new casino in the U.P. I won 4k on a draw poker machine {ROYAL FLUSH}. No poker tables Sam !!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JOKE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< > > > A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a > ticket > > > for > > > the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks > into > > > the > > > forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class > seats > > > appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to > the > > > last > > > empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman > > > that > > > her seat is in coach. > > > > > > The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to > sit > > > here all the way to New York." Flustered, the flight attendant goes > to > > > the > > > cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain > goes > > > back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, > the > > > blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit > > > here > > > all the way to New York." > > > > > > The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the > > > cockpit > > > to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. > > > > > > The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can > take > > > care > > > of the problem. > > > > > > He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. > She > > > immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and > > > rushes > > > back to her seat in the coach section. > > > > > > The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, > > > together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. > > > > > > He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going > to > > > New York." "VIPER"