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To: RJL who wrote (11646)	9/24/1999 7:45:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62551

Subject: FW: embarrassing first date (fwd) > > >I'm glad I'm not dating! > >pt >> >> > This was on the Leno show (9-7-99) >> > >> > Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date >that >> a >> > woman >> > ever had. The winner told about her first date experience. >> > >> > She said it was snowing and cold and the guy took her skiing. It was a >> day >> > trip (no >> > overnight). They were strangers, and truly had never met before. >> > >> > The date went OK until they were coming back that afternoon. They were >> > going along >> > in the car and she had to pee real bad, but it was still about an hour >> > more back >> > to civilization. He said she should try to hold it, and she did . . . >> for >> > a while. It >> > finally came to the point where she told him that he could either stop >> and >> > let her >> > pee beside the road, or in the front seat of his car. >> > >> > They stopped and she went out beside the car and pulled her pants down >> and >> > started. Well, she didn't have real good balance, so she let her butt >> rest >> > against >> > the rear fender to steady herself. He was a real gentleman and looked >> the >> > other way. >> > >> > When she was finished, she quickly noticed that her warm butt had stuck >> to >> > the >> > fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handle nightmares >immediately >> > came to mind >> > and she soon realized that she had a real problem. She was thinking of >> > every way she >> > could to get released from his fender. He was getting a bit concerned >> too, >> > and >> > finally cried out to her asking if she was OK. Well, with a red face, >> she >> > said she >> > was freezing her butt off! >> > >> > She finally had to ask for assistance. Now this isn't the worst of the >> > story, there's >> > more to come. She took off her sweater and covered herself as good as >> she >> > could and >> > asked him to came around to see if he could help. After the laughter >> > subsided, >> > they assessed the situation. They had a real problem. They agreed that >> > they needed >> > something warm to melt her butt off of the fender. >> > >> > Thinking about the pee that she just sprinkled on the ground made her >> > think >> > that pee is about the only thing that they had that could get her free. >> > >> > Well, after exploring every other possible solution, she looked the >> other >> > way, and so >> > did he, and proceeded unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. >> The >> > rest of >> > the trip home there wasn't much conversation. >> > >> > True story.