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To: John Carragher who wrote (11648)	9/24/1999 9:03:00 AM
From: Ruck	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

"When she was finished, she quickly noticed that her warm butt had stuck to the fender. " -i dont buy it, the average female butt is colder than a fender in a snowstorm.

To: John Carragher who wrote (11648)	9/24/1999 9:04:00 AM
From: scrooge	Respond to of 62551

That's a real PISSER

To: John Carragher who wrote (11648)	9/24/1999 12:44:00 PM
From: Garry K.	Respond to of 62551

Everday, this lady came into the grocery store, and bought 15 tins of cat food. This proceeded for several weeks, and the grocery clerk finally could not conceal his curiosity. One day as the grocery clerk was ringing the cat food through the till, he casually mentioned to her, "you must have a lot of cats to be buying so much cat food everyday." "Actually I don't have any cats," she replied. Totally confused, the clerk asked the lady why she was buying so much cat food. She explained that she actually fed it to her husband. It was cheap, there was a variety of flavors, and he actually liked the taste. "But won't that kill him, or at least affect his health" exclaimed the clerk. "Not at all. He has been eating cat food for months, and he just recently had a physical. His doctor says he is in perfect health." The lady proceeded to buy her cat food each and everyday for months, and the clerk no longer asked any questions. However, one day, the lady came into the grocery store, and only bought some milk and a bag of apples. "Hello," said the grocery clerk, "no catfood today?" The lady looked at the clerk with sad eyes and delivered the bad news. "No, my husband died yesterday." Shocked, the clerk replied "I told you that the cat food would be bad for your husband's health." The lady shook her head in disagreement. "It wasn't the cat food that killed him. He broke his neck while trying to lick his ass."