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To: Rande Is who wrote (12718)	9/24/1999 3:55:00 PM
From: nikko	Respond to of 57584

JFAX,, looks like a great deal here.

To: Rande Is who wrote (12718)	9/24/1999 6:17:00 PM
From: Redhook	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 57584

I think biotech company ALTN is gonna be huge..any other opinions appreciated

To: Rande Is who wrote (12718)	9/24/1999 6:54:00 PM
From: Baton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 57584

To all: OT and on the lighter side. This has been a heck of a week. I got a kick out of this and thought I would pass it along. Perhaps instead of Federal Employees, we could substitute "Paid Professional Stock Analyst". Baton > THESE USEFUL QUOTES ARE FROM ACTUAL > FEDERAL EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: >> >1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. >2. I would not allow this employee to breed. >3. This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be. >4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. >5. When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change his feet. >6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. >7. This young man has delusions of adequacy. >8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to meet them. >9. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. >10. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better. >11. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. >12. A gross ignoramous - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramous. >13. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier. >14. I would like to go hunting with him sometime. >15. He's been working with glue too much. >16. He would argue with a signpost. >17. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room. >18. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell. >19. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. >20. A photographic memory but with the lens cover on. >21. A prime candidate for natural de-selection. >22. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it. >23. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. >24. Has two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it. >25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. >26. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. >27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. >28. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm. >29. One neuron short of a synapse. >30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled. >31. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. >32. The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead.