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To: Karin who wrote (2494)	9/25/1999 4:02:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 2733

Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters: If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent. If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals! Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings— they did it by killing all those who opposed them. A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat. ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE..... We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! If at first you don't succeed - try management. It's only unethical if you get caught. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Never quit until you have another job. Work harder slaves! The beatings will continue until morale improves. If you can read this, you're not working! Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free. Succeed in spite of management. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore. Department of Defense: We kill people - so you don't have to!

To: Karin who wrote (2494)	9/25/1999 4:10:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 2733

The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one night stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one. “I can't help feeling that we've met before.” he said. “Yeah, I know.” sighed the girl stretching. “It happens to me a lot. I think they call this ‘deja screw'.”