To: Bill Harmond who wrote (78600 ) 9/25/1999 6:00:00 PM From: H James Morris Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 164684
>>That's quite a dry spell. Did you get 10,000 of those too? Ebay's not a fad. Priceline's not a short. You can trust me on that, don't you think? Did you miss Cisco or Dell? What about your 10,000 shares of Drugstore? Didn't you get Ariba? You get them all, don't you think? Or is it just the thought that counts? Don't you trust them enough to keep them, or is it the slut block? Do we trust you or Mary? Did you know that the earth is round, and what goes around comes around? You can trust me on that.<< William, that's quite a mouthful coming from you. So let me try to answer your questions. (1) Yes, that's quite a dry spell. But I got 50,000 shares of Msft in lieu of recruiting services, before the IPO. (2) yes, I missed Dell, and actually lost some money on Dell puts. (3) I did catch Wal-Mart many years ago, LU too. Cisco only a few years ago. There's too many to post, but GE, Ibm, and P&G I consider to be some of my core holdings. (4) I made money on Drugstore.com. Why are you slamming it? I still have 2k shares left, even watching it now back in the 40's (5) Kinda missed Ariba, but thanks to Michelle I bought a little. (6)As an engineering grad, I know the world is round. If your still thinking its flat, I can't help you. (7) I don't trust sluts period!! (8) I know what goes around comes around so while I'm sleeping at night I hope you don't stay up all night drinking. (9) Priceline has gone from 165 to 65, and eBay the fad has gone from 234 to 146. So why weren't they great shorts? (10) I think you should loosen up. I know its hard for a guy that never goes outside his house. So you probably never see bumper stickers anymore.:-( Here's a few to lighten you up. Now I'm going up to LA. >> TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD > > > > 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. > > > > 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. > > > > 3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. > > > > 4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? > > > > 5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. > > > > 6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. > > > > 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. > > > > 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. > > > > 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking. > > > > 10. To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing. > > > > 11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek > > Counseling. > > > > 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". > > > > 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. > > > > 14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. > > > > 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. > > > > 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. > > > > 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me > > > > 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home > > > > 19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha > > > > 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me > > > > 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time > > > > 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult > > > > 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? > > > > 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name > > > > 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway > > > > 26. Illiterate? Write For Help > > > > 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off > > > > 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes > > > > 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit > > > > 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person > > > > 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! > > > > 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To > > > > 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? > > > > 34. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now > > > > 35. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere > > > > 36. If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off... [Seen On The Back Of A > > Biker's Vest] > > > > 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... > > > > 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! > > > > 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, > > On A Jeep] > > > > 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. > > > > 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service > > Gals: No Shirt, No Charge > > [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant] > > > > 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like > > Jabba The Hut? > > > > 43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. > > > > 44. Ax Me About Ebonics > > > > 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel > > > > 46. Boldly Going Nowhere > > > > 47. Cat: The Other White Meat > > > > 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! > > > > 49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That > > > > 50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends > > > > 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window > > > > 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? > > > > 53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. > > > > 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch > > > > 55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! > > > > 56. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition > > > > 57. What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull > > > > 58. Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals<<