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To: Enjay!! who wrote (21850)9/28/1999 4:59:00 PM
From: Cameron  Respond to of 62347
 
<<what in TARNATION is a "NANO"????????????? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! I can't SLEEP at night anymore!!!!>>

Choose the definition that will allow you to sleep the best:
a) Nanocos Pusicus - A type of parasite that my cat spit out that just happens to be able to follow a graph line and then carry on, leaving a trail of oozing slime to indicate the most likely future direction.
b) Nanocophulous Microprocessorous - a day trading stock or market prediction system based on genetic programming. Such system have been known to out predict the most astute traders (Vital and Swami) in head to head competitions. They appear to be much more reliable at a total market level than on individual stocks, with a track record in excess of 75% accuracy based on the prior 1 1/2 week's evaluation. Of the two days they missed, one was the day the "surprise" USA trade deficit was announced which they can hardly be faulted for not knowing about. The other day they missed was a predictable overshoot coinciding with a market reversal which they say began 2 days ago.
c) Nanobius Fantasius - a viral affliction known to cause dreams of shapely humanized borgs, resulting in tented bed sheets and excessive perspiration during REM sleep.

Sweet dreams - ROTFLMAO!!!! By the way.... ever wonder where TARNATION is?? <gggggg>