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To: Barnabus who wrote (584)	9/29/1999 12:41:00 AM
From: Kid Rock	Respond to of 2633

one more story like that and the committee will consider a character limitation!!! (could someone please post this over on double entendre!)

To: Barnabus who wrote (584)	9/29/1999 1:47:00 PM
From: Barnabus	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2633

EXPECTORATING The contest participants stood at the toe line. All were getting ready for this big event. Saliva was coughed up, throats were energized. The sounds from the toe line were deafening, much like a tractor revving up. On your mark, get set, sppppiiiiiiiitt. The saliva flew. The measurements were recorded. The trophy was inscribed: Longest Mucous Distance ever measured from human lips

To: Barnabus who wrote (584)	9/29/1999 2:19:00 PM
From: Kid Rock	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2633

88 !!! the serial number on the ear through off my counter sensor I consider these formatting and labeling techniques as intentional distractions you are in violation of the Short Stories 50 words or less consider yourself on probation