SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Short Stories - 50 words or less -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Barnabus who wrote (646)9/30/1999 11:51:00 PM
From: Kid Rock  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
ok Barney, probation over

Thanks to everyone for the flood of stories coming in!!!

and it doesnt take long to read them!!!! (my favorite aspect of this genre)



To: Barnabus who wrote (646)10/3/1999 2:54:00 AM
From: Barnabus  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
THE GENTLEMAN

Exetiza was riding an elevator when a little elderly lady boarded.
He kindly asked her which floor.
"The 7th".
Exetiza pushed no. 7 and quizzed:
"Riding this elevator for long?"
"17 seconds"
They arrived at the 7th floor. Exetiza held the "Door Open" button for her.
She energetically deboarded. Smiling.