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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Les H who wrote (61347)	10/3/1999 2:24:00 PM
From: Zoltan!	Respond to of 67261

ABCNEWS.com W A S H I N G T O N, Oct. 1 — Utah Sen. Orrin Hatch has written some hit songs, but who knew he could tell a joke? The dark horse presidential candidate had a Christian Coalition conference rolling in the aisles today in Washington with the following joke: “President Clinton died and went to heaven; Or, to be more accurate, approached the pearly gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared and said, ‘who goes there?' ‘It's me, Bill Clinton.' ‘And what do you want,' asked St. Peter. ‘Let me in,'replied Clinton. ‘So,' pondered St. Peter, ‘What bad things did you do on earth?' Clinton thought a bit and he answered, ‘Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had an affair, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury.' After several moments of deliberation, St. Peter replied, "Okay, here's the deal. We're going to send you someplace where it's very, very hot, but we're not going to call it hell.‘” abcnews.go.com