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To: ratan lal who wrote (7765)10/5/1999 11:26:00 AM
From: JPR  Respond to of 12475
 
Ratan:
What about the train accident in London? I feel bad about the injured and dead people. But the proof, that it was due to a bad fuse put in by an Indian (RSS Longot Monkey), is overwhelming. All the Longot monkeys in UK are going to be rounded up & herded into a corral with overhead chicken wire. Even lord Hanuman won't be able to rescue these Longot monkeys. I understand that boatloads of BANANAS are on the way to England from BANANA REPUBLICS to feed these Longot monkeys. The locals are complaining, with justification, that these monkeys are screeching too much and causing public nuisance. The may be moved in to a submarine, just to keep them out of sight.



To: ratan lal who wrote (7765)10/5/1999 11:54:00 AM
From: JPR  Respond to of 12475
 
Ratan:

With regards to the two nuclear accidents, I just received an Audio/Video message from Japan and Korea,and found out that they were due to sabotage by RSS, BJP and VHP agents. Just before the accidents, on video and audio surveillance equipment, a sabotage was seen in progress in both countries. On close scrutiny, these saboteurs were found to have prehensile tails. Further blow-up of images & audio enhancement and tracing the tails to the bodies revealed that they were none other than Longot monkeys of RSS lineage.
The RSS monkeys were rounded up and interrogated in monkey language. The result of the investigation is pending.
JPR



To: ratan lal who wrote (7765)10/5/1999 12:06:00 PM
From: sea_biscuit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12475
 
Do you know that since 1979, not a single nuclear power plant has been built in the US? And that existing plants are getting mothballed? Nuclear power is just way too expensive and way too dangerous. Even if everything worked properly, there is the question of radioactive waste and its disposal. Yet, India is hell-bent on having a few Chernobyl-style power stations for itself!


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