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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (5698)	10/12/1999 8:57:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6545

Marriage.... My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. Woman to marriage counselor: “The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.” The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Are you living a life of quiet desperation, or are you married? When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no use to your spouse. We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were. It is difficult to tell who gives some couples the most happiness, the minister who marries them or the judge who divorces them. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Besides “I love you,” what three words does a wife want to hear most? ”I'll fix it.” What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversay? Get married on his birthday. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo ...