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To: Crocodile who wrote (39186)10/5/1999 4:39:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Respond to of 71178
 
It's hard to think of hogs anymore without thinking of their chewy ears and the ear remover, isn't it? It's not like a stain remover.

As a lad, I hitch-hiked from Utah to Oregon, in say 1791, oops 1971, and in Eastern Oregon near Enterprise, I was let out by a truck next to a pig......pen. With about two or three thousand pigs maybe. It was THE ONLY THING there. There was POOP everywhere. And puddles of peed on poop, I think. All BOILING in the HOT and STILL and THICK desert air.

Fermenting.

Anerobically, aerobically, claustrophobically.

It was also the longest time I ever, EVER had to wait for a ride.

It was like the worst four hours of my young life. Your nose is supposed to adapt to anything. Eventually.

Eventually, as far as pigs go, is longer than four hours.

I still remember exactly what the place looked like; through searing, watery, wilting eyes.

"O pig stink! Thou art foul!"

How do you keep pigs from smelling?

Cut off their noses. (After the ears.)



To: Crocodile who wrote (39186)10/5/1999 4:47:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 71178
 
Then there was Mr Millionaire Hogg, who named his daughter Ima Hogg. True, ya know.