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Technology Stocks : 3Com Corporation (COMS) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Captain Jack who wrote (34917)	10/6/1999 5:48:00 PM
From: The Phoenix	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 45548

Yeah,... gee.. I would love to hear that call..... ********************** COMS IR: "Hello, 3COM investor relations can I help you?" Mehrdad: "Hello, my name is Mehrdad and I have some climacteric questions regarding my investments in your organization" COMS IR: "Um...yes sir. What can we help you with?" Mehrdad: "Yes, well I'm currently engaged in a set of truculent discussions with an acquaintance regarding the future growth expectations for COMS. Perhaps you could assist me in allaying his concerns?" COMS IR: "Oh yes sir. COMS is an excellent organziation. We have all kinds of stuff and are targeting all kinds of markets. Everyone wants our stuff and we have really good brand recognition. I think having our name on Candlestick Park Stadium really really helped us. And now with the PALM products we have no competition (as she thinks back to the sound bites she's been told to use). I'm really glad to work here...everyone is sooooooo nice. And I'm sure that we're going to do really well really soon. Please don't sell the stock. You will be sorry if you do." Mehrdad: "YES!, That is precisely what I have assayed to impart. It is ignominious...no it is obloquious....no oprobrious that they continue to question me. After all I am the devine pilot. COMS IR: "Um...OK sir... is that all?" Mehrded: "Affirmative. I must be off. My apostles await my devine wisdom" COMS IR: * click * Mehrdad: "Hello??? Hello??? OG