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To: Gauguin who wrote (39378)	10/7/1999 4:17:00 PM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

Oh, God. Now I feel like bailing out of the case, even worse. The defense attorney said he wouldn't agree to reschedule, but he would agree to sign the nonsuit order. I am the Queen of the Nonsuit. I will try no case before it's time. Hey, my rash is getting better, you think there's a connection between nonsuiting the roach case? Seriously, I'd love to let you guys pass judgment on all my cases. I've had some lulus. I've got to get cracking on one, the lady had a bad back, and the doctor gave her a nerve block injection right into her sciatic nerve, and now she's not only got a bad back, she's got nerve damage, to boot. Everyone else passed on it because it's going to be hard to differentiate between her damages before and after. But me, I laugh at difficult cases. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." Because I am so low on the totem pole, bad cases are all I ever get. I can make lemons into lemon chiffon pie, but I can't make chicken shit into chicken salad. That's an art that only the REAL trial lawyers have.

To: Gauguin who wrote (39378)	10/8/1999 2:51:00 AM
From: nihil	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

A few reasons not -- No effing shit, honey. I'd kick the bitch, too. = Battery I'd follow her around the neighborhood in a goddam roach suit. = stalking I'd hide in her purse. = trespassing I'd feel her with my feelers. = sexual assault I'd crawl on top of her head and wiggle at everyone she meets. = aggravated millinery "Twenty five thousand? That's uh two thousand for each juror. We'll take it, from Ms Sissy-Ass-Snooker-Insect-Of-Opportunity here." = bribery of jurors I would punch her in the nose, if roaches wouldn't fall out. = assault