The following is a Fictional advertisement for DTOX.....
on drugs.....the jerk!
Hi Karen...did i ever tell ya.....
i really like your peaches,,,,,,want to shake your tree,,,,,lovey dovey,,,,lovey dovey,,,,,lovey dovey all night long,,,,,ooh ooh baby i sure show you a good time,,,,,,cause i'm a picker,,,i'm a grinner,,,i'm a lover,,,,,i'm a sinner,,,,,i play my music in the dark,,,,i'm a smoker,,,,,,i'm a joker,,,,,i'm a midnight toker,,,,i get my lovin' on the run,,,,,,
come on baby......daddy has a cravin' for some southern pu-tang.....
hows about takin' a ride on the baloney pony..... sweet thang.....
hey baby...i'm a good cook.....i'll treat ya to my specialty.....whale blubber and cheese sandwiches......
come on baby.....i'm a stud.....i'm the village athlete.....i can hit an ice chunk with my kayak paddle clear across to the other side of the village......
what.....that doesn't impress you......
hey...
squaws dig-um the longball......roll!!!
Now that same situation after going through DTOX's 1 day cleansing process.....the next day
off drugs.....the gentleman..
Hi Karen......
i would be honered if you would go out to dinner with me...and maybe a movie......geez you look lovely tonight......and i really am honered to be in your presence.....cause
you light up my life,,,,,,,you give me hope,,,,,to carry on,,,you light up my nights,,,,,,with song,,,,,,it can't be wrong,,,,,when it feels so right,,,,,,cause you,,,,,,you light up my life,,,,,
DTOX......1 day detoxification process......let the world see the real you.....
do it for yourself......
do it for her.....
but most importantly......
do it to get laid
DTOX......rid your body of TOX.....fast!
DTOX.....not only am i an investor.....but i'm a client also..
DISCLAIMER........the above post was meant as a joke......i'm not a client.....but i am an investor in DTOX......i believe what they are trying to do will be a HUGE benefit to all mankind......addiction to drugs has ruined many lives.....and has destroyed many good people because the addiction is very hard to overcome.....what DTOX is doing....they are making it easier to take that first step.......rid the body of the substance...this is not a recommendation to buy the stock.....it is very high risk...so regardless of what the stock does.... lets just hope they are successful.... we will all benefit.
regards
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