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To: Stan who wrote (811)10/11/1999 12:39:00 AM
From: V.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2633
 
10 Items or Less - No Checks

Lean Cuisine, lowfat yogurt, multigrain bread, bottled spring water. Simply put, he was sculpted marble. Glancing behind to inspect her selections, Fabio stifled his revulsion. Stouffer's lasagna, cheddar cheese cubes, chocolate eclairs, store brand cola. Flattered by the attention and admiring his cheekbones, she experienced an epiphany. Her soulmate revealed.



To: Stan who wrote (811)10/11/1999 12:02:00 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2633
 
"Napalmolive? why, you're soaking in it!"

<lights a match, backs away>

*FOOM!*